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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"

"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."

"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."

"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"

"Two types of people that irritate me: 1. A drunk person when I'm sober. 2. A sober person when I'm drunk."