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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."

"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"

"Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky."

"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."

"What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet."

"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."

"[hunting] ""In order to attract the stag, I perform the special call"" [clears throat, cups hands round mouth] ""COME OVER HERE, ANTLER JERK"""

"Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator? It could get you an in descent exposure charge."

"I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal."