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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."

"A man walked into a bar. Ouch!"

"Eating a meal on an airplane makes me feel like a Tyrannosaurus rex who has to operate on a baby."

"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office"

"I hate when the urinal auto-flushes while I'm still using it. Did I just cease to exist? Am I back now? If not, where am I peeing?"

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"Why is school like a boner? It's long and hard...unless you're asian."

"A quick thing I would like to say to the man who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing."

"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."