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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?"

"2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other. The first wave says ""Hey, are you okay?"" The second wave says ""Oh I'm fine It just Hertz"""

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Women are like voltron... the more you hook up the better it is"

"When the party host collects everyone's coats and throws them on their bed, I just stay in mine and take a nap among the jackets."

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"

"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"

"We have 20 people coming over to our house today, so my wife made me clean all week She's terrified someone will find out people live here."

"Do you know why Jesus doesn't eat M&M's? Because they fall through the holes in his hands."

"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"