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"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."
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"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."
"Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish family? None"
"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray."
"Listen, when I say a movie was ""cute"" I do not mean it was GOOD. A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for ""My ovaries liked it."""
"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"
"Him: You smell good...what are you wearing? Me: Weed."
"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."