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Joke of the Day
"Nothing says ""I made it half-way to the American dream and gave up"" like above-ground pools."
Next Joke
"whats a pimps favorite cereal? cheeryhoes"
"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."
"*explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin"
"Stop telling me your newborns weight and length. I don't know what to do with that information."
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick"
"Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service! "
"Hangs a sign on front door that says ""Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb"" to deter burglars"
"What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician? It is possible that UFOs exist."