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Joke of the Day
"I told my dad to do a magic trick So he disappeared forever"
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"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"
"I want to become an artist I heard there's a lot of monet in that business"
"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."
"Why run from kids? When you could eat them"
"Why do midgets have bad breath? Because their asses are closer to their mouths."
"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."
"Which part of a birch tree makes it better with autonomic functions than others? Their betula oblongata"
"The Manager you asked to speak to doesn't give a fuck either."
"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"