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Joke of the Day

"Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters"

"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."

"Why did the cow slap the bull? He didn't play well with udders."

"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."

"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."

"KFC now offering the Top Kill sandwich! Bacon. Cheese. Mud. Sandwiched between two oily chicken slabs served on a plate of shame"

"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."

"So I read the dictionary the other day. Turns out the zebra did it."

"The things i say are like circles... They dont have a point."

"What's the difference between a hook and a hooker? You can unscrew a hook, but you can't unscrew a hooker"