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Joke of the Day

"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"

"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."

"DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you"

"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day the other makes your hole weak!"

"[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery ""sure"" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf"

"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."

"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."

"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"

"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"