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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"
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"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"
"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."
"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """
"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."
"How did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"I tried out for the part of Jesus in my school play.... I think I nailed it"
"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."
"Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth... Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!"