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"Joined our neighborhood watch program. There's 30 of us though so I only get to wear it like 1 day a month. :("

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"A night-shift nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says... ""Oh damn it, some asshole has my pen!"""
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ? Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,"
"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."
"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"
"Fell through the glass doors of a French bakery and.. .. now I'm in a world of pain :D (source: Sickipedia, some user called SoSueMe..)"
"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
"coworker: Do you want a plate? me [carrying 2 pieces of cake out of the break room] For what?"
"What do you call a king's fart? Noble gas"
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