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Joke of the Day

"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"

"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all"

"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"ORAL SEX At this stage of our marriage, me and the wife only practice oral sex. Whenever we pass each other, we both say , 'fuck you.'"

"That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run."

"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"

"Women are the root of all evil [Math agrees](http://i52.tinypic.com/2hh2all.jpg)"

"What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long? It gets Camel-Towed."