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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury."

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"Dear High School Reunions, You are now obsolete. Please contact facebook with any questions."

"To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on."

"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""

"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."

"to keep things interesting in the bedroom, try bringing in a second laptop"