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Joke of the Day

"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."""

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"What's fatter than your mom? Your mom after her next meal."

"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"

"What do physics majors do when they hit the club? They torque it.."

"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"

"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The pilot"

"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"

"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""