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Joke of the Day
"I call my mom and step-dads marriage "" 12 years a slave"". He is the slave."
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"Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada."
"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."
"Two high dudes meet... ""What's your name?"" ""Jack without a V."" ""There's no V in Jack."" ""That's what I just said."""
"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
"My lesbian friends just got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I told them ""I wanna watch."""
"DM:You're so hot, wanna Skype? Me: it is quite hot, and a skype sounds delicious. Is that vodka? DM: ME:hello...you there"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay"
"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"