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Joke of the Day
"What is ""Mary"" short for? She has no legs!"
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"How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!"
"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."
"Your mom fails so hard at life...[nsfw] I gave her a D out of sympathy."
"*Buys map of world, pins it up on wall* *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands* *Visits the middle of the Atlantic Ocean*"
"Push to Add Drama"
"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"
"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""
"The annoying moment when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something."
"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."