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Joke of the Day
"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."
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"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"
"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""
"Coworker:I'll take care if it. *Translation* You're gonna take care of it. You just don't know it yet."
"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
"Holocaust jokes are bad Anne Frankly I find them disgusting."
"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""
"I can't wait until Twitter gives you the option to block yourself. I say some real dumb shit on here and I shouldn't have to deal with it."
"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"