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Joke of the Day
"Want to know how to annoy someone who has OCD?"
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"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."
"Do you like him like him, or just Facebook like him?"
"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"
"Roman Centurion walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll have five beers, please."""
"her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE"
"Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!"
"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"
"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"