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Joke of the Day
"My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one."
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"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"
"I don't know much about math, but what did the acorn say when it grew up? ""Geometry!"""
"Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again."
"My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of ""cumin""."
"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"
"Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either."
"Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus."
"i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........ .......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries"
"What does a cow's fart smell like? dairy-air"