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Joke of the Day
"I don't know much about math, but what did the acorn say when it grew up? ""Geometry!"""
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"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."
"Two snowmen were talking on a cold day... One of them said to the other: ""funny, I smell carrots too!"""
"So, today I found out that Starbucks coffee is an 8 on the ph scale I guess that you could say all of those white girls are basic."
"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."
"If stray cats are free, why is Chinese food so expensive?"
"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"
"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"
"Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his toes. If he steps on you, you're fucked."
"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"