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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads!"

"I tried wrapping Christmas presents.. But I just didn't have the gift"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."

"What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy"

"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"

"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

"I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone."

"So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans. No homo."