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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump says US should let China keep seized underwater drone oops wrong sub"

"Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"A fly gets hit by a truck. what is the last thing to go through it's head? It's arse"

"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."

"What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production? Role tied."

"My husband told me he'd like to be woken up by a blowjob... ...so I put my dick in his mouth to wake him up."

"HELP ME I'M CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE nevermind I'm good."

"What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use? Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt."

"What do you find inside a clean nose? Fingerprints"

"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."