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Joke of the Day
"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."
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"I am in the S&M period in my relationship She sleeps, I masturbate."
"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""
"I gave my friend an elephant. It was standing in his living room. He said, ""Thanks for the elephant"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
"I like my women like my coffee. Ground up in a bag."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"
"What is a better name for cows? Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!"
"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"
"My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought ""Wow, that could have been me!"" But I can't drive a bus."
"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"