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Joke of the Day
"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."
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"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"
"Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with the skill of an NFL replacement referee."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra? Because ""B"" shells would be too small!"
"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."
"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."