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Joke of the Day
"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
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"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"
"There is no law that says you can't smoke celery inside public places. What are they gonna do? Ask you to extinguish your celery? Doubtful."
"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."
"How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed. Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth."
"No thanks, dentist's office that used to be a house"
"Help I lost my coat! I hope someone didn't jacket!"
"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Many think it be 'r' but in fact it be the 'c'"