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Joke of the Day

"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"

"I know you didn't sneeze. I said ""God bless you"" because your baby is ugly."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene."

"So I heard Scalia died... Now can we finally legalize marijuana?"

"They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said ""My HMO doesn't cover residential treatment."""

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""