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Joke of the Day
"I know you didn't sneeze. I said ""God bless you"" because your baby is ugly."
Next Joke
"Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?"
"Are you dylsexic? Probably."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."
"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"
"What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics."
"I swallowed a piece of Lego the other day I was shitting bricks."
"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"
"I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours."
"Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you're dating an onion and not a man."