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Joke of the Day

"When people ask why I have a ""Trump 2016"" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white."

"...Moth balls Have you ever smelled moth balls? . . . . . You have?...How'd you get the tiny little legs apart?"

"Anakin: How do we get in? Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*"

"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."

"Why do people love their smartphones so much? Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)"

"That Gorilla from Ohio.... and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Why the long face, Mr. Horse?"" The horse does not respond because he is a fucking horse."

"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"

"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk rowling"