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Joke of the Day

"When people ask why I have a ""Trump 2016"" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white."

"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."

"How does an accountant relieve his constipation? He works it out with a pencil"

"I sat on Santa's lap.. I asked for a bigger dick. He called his black brother-in-law."

"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I paid for a $0.95 corndog with a dollar!"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"

"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."

"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."

"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."

"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"