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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot you racist freaks!"

"I found a great recipe in my mathbook Everything was amazing except the *cos-law*"

"How can you tell how hard a nigga is? By the number of niggabytes in his hard drive."

"Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are talking. Harry says, ""Ron, I'm gay."" ""Are you fucking serious?!"" asks Ron. ""Yeah...that too,"" says Harry."

"My rap name is When i$ Lunch"

"Dog Jokes I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won't come when I call him."

"banned from the horse lovers facebook page again for unloading a litany of ableist slurs on photo of a shetland pony"

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis..*ER..LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!*"

"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"

"Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?"