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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution."

"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."

"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."

"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."

"A hurricane is going to hit the east coast? Are you Joaquin?"

"That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidently."

"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."

"What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone"