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Joke of the Day

"Just heard a lady in Target scream ""WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS"" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also."

"Canada's navy"

"<Put your title here> May be NSFW Isn't it crazy how there is a band called one direction, because that's what I named my asshole as a teen."

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"3 gays in a hot tub A bubble of semen rises up, one looks at the others and says ""OK who's farted?"""

"Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%."

"Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe"

"Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic? Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower."

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""