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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."

"Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny."

"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"

"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"

"If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I'd probably pick living."

"""I can't believe it's not butter!"" could be a disappointed statement as well. I'd like the context before I buy."

"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."

"These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to creme brulee baba ganoush with caramel'."

"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."

"Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster"