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Joke of the Day

"You Suck Originally I had hope and dreams of becoming somebody but thanks to you and the society we live in it's never going to happen"

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."

"A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat."

"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."

"I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours."

"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""

"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."

"Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country."

"What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear? denim denim denim..."

"Idioms are for the birds"