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Joke of the Day
"Did you know the Packers were Trump supporters? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix"
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"What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common? They both watch whales."
"What is a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math subject? Triggernometry"
"How to catch a polar bear: Step 1: cut a hole in the ice. Step 2: set a can of peas opened and in front of it. Step 3: When the bear comes to take a pea kick it in the ice hole."
"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."
"TIL the word ""Muppet"" is a combination of ""marionette"" and ""puppet"". It's like how the word ""mobster"" is a combination of ""man"" and ""lobster""."
"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"
"I ran three miles today! Finally I said, ""Lady, take your purse."""
"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""
"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."