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Joke of the Day

"Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny."

"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"Falafel is a weird name cuz I actually falgreat every time I eat one"

"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."

"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans"

"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."

"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""

"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."