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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"

"A Programmer goes to the store to buy groceries... .... and while he's there, his wife calls and says: ""While you're out, get some eggs."" He never returns."

"F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip"

"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."

"Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DUM PSSHHH"

"I still haven't found the key to happiness... ...but I'm starting to feel like whoever locked it up is a real dick."

"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."

"I used to take naps on a bike until someone stole the tires They really messed with my sleep cycle."

"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"My priest was pretty upset today. Nobody at mass bought him a Father's Day card."