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Joke of the Day
"My priest was pretty upset today. Nobody at mass bought him a Father's Day card."
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"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."
"What is the difference between jam & jelly? I can't jelly my dick in her ass..."
"A dad in Alabama says to his son... ""We entered this world from the same birth canal."""
"When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think ""wow, whoever sat here was very thin""."
"I Nominate Lou Gehrig."
"Why do vultures find it easy to fly? They only ever have carrion baggage."
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."