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"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"
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"Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens."
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"Barney Stinson ask god ""God,why do you make woman so beautiful?"" ""So you'll love her"" God reply. ""Then why do you make them so dumb?"" ""So they'll love you"", *Ba dum tss*"
"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"
"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"
"I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war."
"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""
"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."
"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."