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Joke of the Day

"One time I ordered a diet coke but it didn't come on time. It said it had responsibilities in the Japanese government."

"What do you get when two lawyers have sex ? A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings."

"What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10? Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one.. *wink*"

"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"

"Never Dance Naked Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops."

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"American beer and sex on a boat What do American beer and having sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"

"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."

"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds? A litter nation."