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Joke of the Day

"Plane delayed... as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready. (Courtesy of American Dad)"

"Gay guys are OK... ... they're just indifferent."

"Sad Dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. sorry."

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."

"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."