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Joke of the Day

"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."

"""Fuller House"" was billed on a misleading premise. There wasn't a single geodesic dome to be seen."

"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"

"I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."

"Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious"

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."

"Japan's First VR Porn Festival Canceled Prematurely Because of Overcrowding Basically, a bukkake that ended early because everybody came."

"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"

"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""