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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations on ""obtaining"" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge."

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."

"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"

"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""

"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."

"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"

"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."

"A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man."