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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia."
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"*Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad."
"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."
"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"
"ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?"
"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."
"3 Big things happened to me today 1) My neighbor said he didn't like me 2) My neighbor got hit by a bus 3) I lost my bus drivers license"
"I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, ""For mature audiences only."" Can I watch or not?"
"The first person to ride a horse was probably pretty fucking drunk."
"She's so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!"