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Joke of the Day

"Yet another ""No DMs"" bio. All this civil rights progress but bigotry against Dungeon Masters is still tolerated."

"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."

"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"

"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."

"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."

"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."

"This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow"

"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"

"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""

"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."