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Joke of the Day

"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"

"The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? Is that sexual harassment?"

"No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married."

"Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree."

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"What's dry but slippery? A slipper"

"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Is there a punchline that could make this joke funny?"