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Joke of the Day
"When does a joke become a dad joke? Is that sexual harassment?"
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"""I need to find somewhere to park,"" I told my wife. ""What about over there?"" she said. ""I can't,"" I replied, ""It says between 1 and 9 only."" ""Well, why is that stopping you?"" ""I'm 23."""
"So many weirdos, so little internet."
"What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle? Attire."
"Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running."
"Knifes Last night someone cut my power so I took out my knife and badly injured them. I guess you could say I was taking a stab in the dark. I'll be here all night"
"If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works."
"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."
"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."