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Joke of the Day

"Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw. ^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork."

"A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. The police are looking into it."

"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"

"One day... I was on the front page of reddit"

"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."

"I'm giving up drinking. ... Hard liquor. ... On Wednesdays."

"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""

"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"

"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""

"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."