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Joke of the Day

"I hate watching termites. They're boring."

"What do you call Annoying Orange and his gang having sex? An Orangy"

"When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though. Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!"

"You do understand ""Tan"" and ""Orange"" are 2 very different colors right?"

"After I undress you with my eyes I redress you with my eyes because it's still January so it's super cold out and I have considerate eyes."

"[taking atendance] teacher: jimmy jimmy: here teacher: susie susie: here teacher: (sighs) omnipresemt sentinel omnipresent sentinel: always"

"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."

"What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise? The captain's log."

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"I must admit, my ""Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus"" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car."