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Joke of the Day

"I hate watching termites. They're boring."

"What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory? Arrrr-peggios!"

"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden wheels? It wooden move."

"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"

"Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper? Because they like to get in touch with their inner self."

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"

"What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday? I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents"