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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the middle eastern clowns? ISIS"
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"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"
"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."
"69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"
"Relationship status: went to buy condoms and the cashier just said ""yeah right"" and put em back on the shelf"
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women's Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better."
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, will you look at that, it's a tie!"
"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"