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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the middle eastern clowns? ISIS"
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"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."
"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."
"John regrets getting a brain transplant. I guess he changed his mind."
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"Why did Hitler move from Germany to Westeros in full support of the Starks? Because he saw real hope for an Aryan nation."
"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."
"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."
"Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? Goes back four seconds."