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Joke of the Day

"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."

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"Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court"
"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"
"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."
"How are procrastination and masturbation alike? At first it's all fun, but in the end you realize you're just screwing yourself."
"Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is."
"They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, ""What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)"
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