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Joke of the Day

"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."

"The actual secret ingredient on most Iron Chefs is forehead sweat."

"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."

"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"

"My brother's doctor says he can no longer play video games, and he's taking it very hard He's inconsolable"

"*at a loud house party* Is this your- I SAID IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? I NOTICED THE DOG BOWL. WHERE IS HE OR SHE, I'D LIKE TO PET HIM OR HER"

"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""

"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."

"Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM."

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."