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Joke of the Day
"Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know."
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"What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark? Stark industries has actually turned a profit"
"Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so... I started doing it back to them...at funerals. "
"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."
"I also wanted to post a hydraulic press video... ... but your mom was busy."
"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"
"Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join Anonymous Anonymous."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"
"Don't you hate it when you look all around the house and car for your underwear,,, And they were on top of your head the whole time?"
"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""