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Joke of the Day
"How do you ask someone if they're Vegan? You don't need to, they'll tell you"
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"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said "" To inspire and then expire"""
"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"
"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."
"If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again"
"Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is ""I look fantastic in large hats."""
"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."
"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."
"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."